Teeth
Year: 2007
Director: Mitchell Lichtenstein
Rotten Tomatoes: 80%
Plot: Dawn, an outspoken member of her high-school chastity club, discovers that she possesses a horrifying anatomical secret: her vagina has teeth, and they have a very particular opinion about the men who violate her boundaries.
Marcela Notes: I support and womens right AND wrongs. Its scary because its so heartbreaking! Like I love when she is all murder-y with her vagina but also I'm so crushed for everything she goes through. Really good movie, just harder to watch the older I get. I often visit the cave they filmed THE scene in down at Krause Springs, although sadly I have not located the floater since. John Hensley is just I'm sorry so fucking gross how does he always play the creepiest creep! I really wish I had vagina dentata I would make great use of it.
Fun Fact: A local film commissioner had read the script and warned potential filming locations that the production was pornographic, forcing the crew to find alternative locations around Austin. (I'm embarrassed being from Austin rn lol)